Spank Me! - Vintage China Plate
£16.00
Because nothing says “classy home décor” like a delicate floral vintage plate politely demanding a spanking. Equal parts prim, proper, and positively pervy — this one’s for those who like their china with a side of kink.
✨ One-of-a-kind, hand-altered vintage china
🖤 Phrase: Spank Me!
🚫 Decorative purposes only – not food safe
🎨 Finished with multiple coats of protective lacquer
📏 Size: vintage side plate (each piece varies slightly)
🇬🇧 Handmade in the UK by Swears of Joy