Handmade in the UK | Vintage China & Fine Bone China | Delightfully Offensive

Spank Me – Vintage Ceramic Cake Server

£16.00

Well, it is asking for it. 😂

A beautifully floral vintage ceramic cake server, given a rather less traditional serving suggestion:

Spank Me.

Pretty enough for Nan’s china cabinet. Questionable enough for yours.

One-of-a-kind vintage china, given a new chapter by Swears of Joy.

🍰 Vintage ceramic cake server
💙 “Spank Me” typography added by Swears of Joy
🌸 Original blue and pink floral decoration
🖐️ Handmade in the UK
♻️ Vintage piece given a playful new chapter
🏠 Decorative display piece only
💛 One of a kind

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