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So...which one of you is mine? - Picture Plate
Chapter II - Performance
£22.00
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A couple sit closely together, absorbed in their shared moment — but they aren’t alone. At their feet, a small dog looks up, alert and attentive, quietly assessing the situation.
So… which one of you is mine? reframes the scene entirely. The question doesn’t come from either person, but from the dog itself — an innocent, observant presence deciding where its loyalty, attachment, or ownership might fall.
Wry rather than confrontational, this plate introduces humour into Chapter II — Performance, while still underscoring the idea of choice, attachment, and assumption. Even here, roles are being assigned — just not by who you’d expect.
✨ Vintage picture plate
✨ Individually hand-altered
✨ One of a kind — no repeats
✨ Decorative use only (not food safe)
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