Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

Sometimes I dream of world domination
£16.00
Out of stock
Vintage florals. Sleeping cat. Deeply chaotic energy.
This medium-sized vintage china plate features a smug little ginger cat curled up mid-nap — plotting your downfall in his dreams. Surrounded by soft peach florals and leafy swirls, it’s deceptively peaceful… until you read the line:
“Sometimes I dream of world domination.”
Perfect for cat lovers, chaos agents, and anyone who looks innocent while planning a quiet takeover.
Fine bone china plate (16cm Approx)
Vintage floral border with sleepy orange tabby centrepiece
One of a kind, hand-finished
For decorative use only — unless used for psychological warfare
Soft. Sneaky. Supreme overlord energy.
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