Handmade in the UK | Vintage China & Fine Bone China | Delightfully Offensive

So Lick It Now - Vintage Picture Plate

Lick it like you mean it - doggy style

£20.00

A young girl shares her ice cream with a small dog in what should be a sweet vintage scene—until you read the text.

So lick it now, lick it good.

It’s either a charming moment of generosity… or something your subconscious now has to unpack. This one-of-a-kind plate is equal parts wholesome and wildly inappropriate. Perfect for innuendo collectors, dog lovers with a dark side, or anyone who cackles at double meanings.

Original dog artwork + hand-applied typography

For display only. Not microwave or dishwasher safe.

One-of-a-kind item, handmade with mischief

Warning: Serving innuendo

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