Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

So are we doing this? - Vintage Picture Plate
£20.00
Out of stock
That exact moment.
You know the one.
This one-off vintage picture plate captures a sweet, slightly awkward stare between two impossibly cute characters — paired with the question that changes the tone entirely.
Romantic, hopeful, and just the right side of cheeky, this piece is perfect for Valentine’s without being mushy. A quiet innuendo rather than a shout — which somehow makes it better.
🖼️ One-of-a-kind vintage picture plate
🖐️ Hand-altered by Swears of Joy
💘 Valentine’s Collection
😏 Subtle innuendo, soft humour
🏡 Decorative use only (not food safe)
📦 Carefully packaged for safe delivery
🌍 UK shipping + selected international destinations
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