Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

Snow Place for a WANK - Vintage Picture Plate
Silent night? Not bloody likely.
£20.00
Out of stock
Picturesque bridge, church, a winter stroll with the dog… ruined (or improved) by this filthy twist. This one-of-a-kind vintage china plate takes a cosy Christmas village and drags it straight into the gutter, where the best laughs live. Strictly decorative — save it for the wall, not the bedroom.
❄️ Vintage china, hand-altered
🙅 Strictly decorative – not food safe
🖤 One-of-a-kind, no repeats
📦 Ready to ship worldwide
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