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Smutty Bitch - Vintage Bud Vase

£12.00

For the readers who know exactly what they're reading. 👀

This one-of-a-kind vintage bud vase features delicate pastel florals wrapped around the body, finished with the phrase "Smutty Bitch" in soft coordinating tones. Sweet, elegant, and just a little bit filthy — exactly how we like it.

Perfect for displaying a single bloom, styling a bookshelf, or sitting proudly amongst your ever-growing collection of questionable reading material.

A unique piece of vintage china transformed into something delightfully inappropriate.

🌸 One-of-a-kind vintage bud vase

✨ Hand-altered by Swears of Joy

📖 Features the phrase: "Smutty Bitch"

🏡 Decorative use only

⚠️ Not food safe

📏 Approx. height: 4 inches

🕰️ Vintage item – minor signs of age may be present and add to its character

📸 You will receive the exact piece shown

🇬🇧 Handmade in the UK

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