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Smut Hoarder – Vintage China Heart Trinket Dish

£12.00

Be honest... you don't need another book.

And yet somehow you've pre-ordered three, bought two more "for later" and your TBR pile is now considered a structural feature of the house.

This one-of-a-kind vintage china heart trinket dish is for the readers who simply cannot resist adding just one more book to the collection. Featuring the phrase "Smut Hoarder" nestled amongst soft pastel florals, it's the perfect little gift for romantasy readers, book dragons and proudly chaotic book lovers.

Hand-altered by Swears of Joy and completely one of a kind.

💖 Genuine vintage china heart trinket dish

✨ Hand-altered by Swears of Joy

📚 Perfect for bookmarks, jewellery and tiny treasures

💖 One-of-a-kind piece

🧽 Clean gently with a soft dry cloth

🌍 International shipping availab

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