Smells Like Regret — Vintage Planter
£26.00
Pretty flowers, delicate fine bone china and the lingering scent of questionable decisions.
This vintage cachepot/Victorian planter has been given a rather less innocent second life with the phrase “Smells Like Regret” nestled amongst its original floral design.
Perfect for displaying whatever the fuck you fancy — although what happened the night before is entirely your business.
Like every piece from the Statement Sideboard, this began life as a beautiful vintage treasure before being given an entirely new story.
The object came first. The phrase finished the story
🏺 One-of-a-kind vintage cachepot
🇬🇧 Hand-altered in the UK
📝 Phrase: “Smells Like Regret”
🖼️ Decorative use
🤍 Gentle signs of age
🧽 Wipe with a soft dry cloth
📦 Carefully packaged