Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

Sift Happens - Vintage China Plate
£16.00
Out of stock
For the bakers who’ve seen it all — sunken sponges, split ganache, and that one Victoria sponge that looked more like a crime scene. This vintage beauty is for anyone who knows that baking (like life) sometimes goes tits up… and that’s ok. Flour your surfaces, pour the prosecco, and carry on.
Display it proudly in your kitchen as a reminder that perfection is overrated and butter fixes everything
One-of-a-kind vintage plate turned punny perfection
– Designed with professional waterslide decals (because you deserve quality sass)
– Strictly for decoration — no cakes or casseroles here
– Size: 7/8 inches Approx
– Features charming vintage character (i.e. might have lived a few lives before becoming fabulous)
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