Handmade in the UK | Vintage China & Fine Bone China | Delightfully Offensive

Shut the fuck up - Vintage Picture Plate

£20.00

A toddler crawling. A puppy yawning. A white sheet. It should be a peaceful little moment—until you read the plate.

Featuring the no-nonsense phrase “Shut the fuck up” in bold contrast to the soft scene, this one-of-a-kind piece is ideal for new parents, sleep-deprived dog owners, or anyone who’s ever tried to enjoy five quiet minutes and failed miserably.

Original dog artwork + hand-applied typography

For display only. Not microwave or dishwasher safe.

One-of-a-kind item, handmade in the UK with mischief

Warning: Serving sass puppy style

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