Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

Shut the fuck up - Vintage Picture Plate
£20.00
Out of stock
A toddler crawling. A puppy yawning. A white sheet. It should be a peaceful little moment—until you read the plate.
Featuring the no-nonsense phrase “Shut the fuck up” in bold contrast to the soft scene, this one-of-a-kind piece is ideal for new parents, sleep-deprived dog owners, or anyone who’s ever tried to enjoy five quiet minutes and failed miserably.
Original dog artwork + hand-applied typography
For display only. Not microwave or dishwasher safe.
One-of-a-kind item, handmade in the UK with mischief
Warning: Serving sass puppy style
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