Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

She's still - Vintage Picture Plate

fucking neighing, mate

£20.00

Out of stock

When small village drama meets full-scale farmyard chaos.
This one-of-a-kind vintage picture plate captures the moment everyone’s had enough — even the horse. The scene’s all quaint cobblestones, aprons, and innocence… until you notice the line:
“She’s still fucking neighing, mate.”

A masterpiece of sarcasm and countryside realism — perfect for anyone who’s ever survived neighbour gossip, workplace noise, or family group chats.

🐴 Classic rural scene with a wicked twist
💬 Phrase: “She’s still fucking neighing, mate.”
❌ For decorative purposes only — not food safe

  • 🐎 Vintage countryside artwork

  • 🖌️ Hand-altered, one-of-a-kind design

  • 📏 Approx. 8–9 inches

  • 💐 Clean gently, not dishwasher safe

  • ❌ Decorative use only