Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

She's still - Vintage Picture Plate
fucking neighing, mate
£20.00
Out of stock
When small village drama meets full-scale farmyard chaos.
This one-of-a-kind vintage picture plate captures the moment everyone’s had enough — even the horse. The scene’s all quaint cobblestones, aprons, and innocence… until you notice the line:
“She’s still fucking neighing, mate.”
A masterpiece of sarcasm and countryside realism — perfect for anyone who’s ever survived neighbour gossip, workplace noise, or family group chats.
🐴 Classic rural scene with a wicked twist
💬 Phrase: “She’s still fucking neighing, mate.”
❌ For decorative purposes only — not food safe
🐎 Vintage countryside artwork
🖌️ Hand-altered, one-of-a-kind design
📏 Approx. 8–9 inches
💐 Clean gently, not dishwasher safe
❌ Decorative use only
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