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Serving Cunt – Vintage Serving Platter & Server

£34.00

Some people serve cake. Some people serve cunt.

This vintage English Garden hostess platter and matching server has been given a rather different second life. “Serving”winds its way around the original red rose border, while the matching server gets straight to the point with “CUNT.”

The original 1989 set even comes with its original box — although what Robin Designs Corp. would make of its new purpose is anybody’s guess.

Like every piece from the Statement Sideboard, this began life as a beautiful vintage treasure before being given an entirely new story.

The object came first. The phrase finished the story

  • 🍽️ One-of-a-kind vintage serving platter & server

  • 🇬🇧 Hand-altered in the UK

  • 📝 Phrase: “Serving” & “CUNT”

  • 🖼️ Decorative use

  • 🤍 Gentle signs of age

  • 🧽 Wipe with a soft dry cloth

  • 📦 Carefully packaged in its original box

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