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Serving Cunt – Vintage Serving Platter & Server

£34.00

Some people serve cake. Some people serve cunt.

This vintage English Garden hostess platter and matching server has been given a rather different second life. “Serving”winds its way around the original red rose border, while the matching server gets straight to the point with “CUNT.”

The original 1989 set even comes with its original box — although what Robin Designs Corp. would make of its new purpose is anybody’s guess.

Like every piece from the Statement Sideboard, this began life as a beautiful vintage treasure before being given an entirely new story.

The object came first. The phrase finished the story

  • 🍽️ One-of-a-kind vintage serving platter & server

  • 🇬🇧 Hand-altered in the UK

  • 📝 Phrase: “Serving” & “CUNT”

  • 🖼️ Decorative use

  • 🤍 Gentle signs of age

  • 🧽 Wipe with a soft dry cloth

  • 📦 Carefully packaged in its original box

Maker: Robin Designs Corp.
Collection: English Garden
Design: Red Roses
Material: Fine china platter with matching server
Country of Manufacture: Japan
Date: Copyright 1989
Size: 10¾ inch hostess platter with matching server
Detail: Original 24 carat hand-banded gold trim
Condition: Vintage condition with light signs of age consistent with a vintage piece. Original packaging also shows signs of age and storage.
Backstamp: Original English Garden / Robin Designs Corp. backstamp photographed in the product images
Original Packaging: Supplied with its original English Garden presentation box and inner packaging

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