Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

Sashay the Fuck Away - Vintage China Plate
£16.00
Out of stock
Perfect for when someone’s energy isn’t quite matching the vibe—and you need to say it with grace, poise, and profanity. This rose-laden vintage plate serves up bold boundaries with a fabulous twirl. Inspired by drag legends and anyone who’s ever walked away with style (and zero regrets).
Hang it by the door as a passive-aggressive goodbye or pop it on a shelf as a warning. Either way: BYE, babe.
🌹 Size: Medium plate (approx. 6–7 inches)
💋 Material: One-of-a-kind repurposed vintage china
✨ Vibe: RuPaul meets passive-aggressive elegance
📌 Display only: Not food-safe—strictly for decorative strutting
🎀 Finish: Soft floral border, loud-ass message
🎭 One-off piece: Just like your exits—unforgettable
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