Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

Sashay the Fuck Away - Vintage China Plate

£16.00

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Perfect for when someone’s energy isn’t quite matching the vibe—and you need to say it with grace, poise, and profanity. This rose-laden vintage plate serves up bold boundaries with a fabulous twirl. Inspired by drag legends and anyone who’s ever walked away with style (and zero regrets).

Hang it by the door as a passive-aggressive goodbye or pop it on a shelf as a warning. Either way: BYE, babe.

  • 🌹 Size: Medium plate (approx. 6–7 inches)

  • 💋 Material: One-of-a-kind repurposed vintage china

  • Vibe: RuPaul meets passive-aggressive elegance

  • 📌 Display only: Not food-safe—strictly for decorative strutting

  • 🎀 Finish: Soft floral border, loud-ass message

  • 🎭 One-off piece: Just like your exits—unforgettable