Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

Santa Thinks You’re a Cunt, So Do I – Vintage China Plate
Double confirmation, festive style.
£16.00
Out of stock
Santa’s wink says it all. This one-of-a-kind vintage china plate is brutally honest, hilariously rude, and a guaranteed conversation starter. Strictly decorative — coal not included.
🎅 Vintage china, hand-altered
🙅 Strictly decorative – not food safe
🖤 One-of-a-kind, no repeats
📦 Ready to ship worldwide
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Handmade in the UK. One piece at a time.
Delicate. Disobedient. Delightfully rude.
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