Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive
🎅 Santa Knows You’ve Been a Bitch – Vintage China Plate
Naughty list confirmed.
£16.00
Polka dots, Santa’s hat, and zero mercy. This one-of-a-kind vintage china plate is proof that Santa’s always watching — and you didn’t make the nice list. Strictly decorative — sass only, no mince pies
🎅 Vintage china, hand-altered
🙅 Strictly decorative – not food safe
🖤 One-of-a-kind, no repeats
📦 Ready to ship worldwide
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