Same Cock For Life - Vintage China Plate

😈 Committed. Confident. Zero regrets.

This one-of-a-kind vintage plate pairs soft blue florals with a bold, no-nonsense phrase that celebrates long-term devotion, sexual confidence, and knowing exactly what you want.

Funny, honest, and unapologetically adult, this piece is perfect for those who believe loyalty doesn’t mean losing your sense of humour — or your edge.

A strong statement plate from the XXX Rated collection, made for grown-ups who like their romance blunt and their china anything but polite.

✨ As always, once it’s gone, it’s gone.