Handmade in the UK | Vintage China & Fine Bone China | Delightfully Offensive

Same Cock For Life - Vintage China Plate

£16.00

Because true love is many things... but sometimes it's simply the same cock for life.

This one-of-a-kind vintage china plate features an elegant red, navy and gold border, paired with the phrase "Same Cock For Life" in coordinating gold typography.

Perfect as a cheeky wedding gift, anniversary present, or for anyone who enjoys celebrating long-term commitment with a healthy dose of inappropriate humour.

A unique piece of vintage china that proves romance and sarcasm can happily live together

💍 One-of-a-kind vintage china plate

✨ Hand-altered by Swears of Joy

🤣 Features the phrase: "Same Cock For Life"

🎁 Ideal as a wedding, anniversary or partner gift

🏡 Decorative use only

⚠️ Not food safe

📏 Approx. diameter:  6 inches

🕰️ Vintage item – minor signs of age may be present and add to its character

📸 You will receive the exact plate shown

🇬🇧 Handmade in the UK

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