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Same Cock for Life - Vintage China Plate
£16.00
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True love, dirty minds, and a dainty floral dish—this 16cm fine bone china plate brings them all together in one perfectly inappropriate keepsake.
Featuring delicate multi-coloured flowers and a pastel rainbow heart at its centre, the phrase says it all:
“Same cock for life.”
Whether it’s a hen do gift, a vow renewal surprise, or your partner's new favourite wall decor, this piece is sentimental filth at its finest.
Because nothing says forever quite like saying it out loud.
Size: Approx. 16cm (small–medium)
Fine bone china
Dainty floral pattern with pastel rainbow heart
Text: “Same cock for life”
Decorative use only (but you knew that)
Handmade in the UK – one of a kind
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