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Roses Are Red, Pages Are Worn - Vintage Plate

Medium Vintage China Plate

£16.00

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For the reader who blushes on page 3 and keeps turning like it’s a workout — this one’s for you. Vintage florals frame a poetic truth bomb for every spicy-book-devourer who’s read more smut than a nun’s nightmares.

Soft petals, filthy pages. Who says literature can’t be NSFW?

✨ One-off vintage china plate — no duplicates, no judgment.
🔮 Waterslide decal transfer — applied with a steady hand and a wicked wink.
🪄 Plate stand included — for your bookshelf, your nightstand, or your shrine to BookTok.
🖤 Handmade in the UK by Swears of Joy — where florals meet filth.

Size: Approx. 6–7 inches
Care: Not food safe. Strictly decorative. Best paired with a paperback and wine.