Roses Are Red, Pages Are Worn – Vintage Book Lover Plate
This Book I'm Reading is Practically Porn
£16.00
For the readers who swore they were only going to read one chapter and somehow found themselves knee-deep in morally grey men, dragons, fae princes and questionable life choices.
This one-of-a-kind vintage plate features the phrase:
"Roses Are Red, Pages Are Worn, This Book I'm Reading Is Practically Porn"
A perfect gift for romance readers, BookTok addicts, fantasy lovers and anyone whose TBR pile is taller than their standards.
Hand-altered using vintage china and designed to make fellow readers laugh in recognition
📚 One-of-a-kind vintage china plate
📖 Perfect for book lovers, romance readers and BookTok fans
✨ Hand-altered by Swears of Joy
🏡 Ideal for bookshelves, reading nooks, gallery walls or literary displays
🎁 Great gift for readers, book club friends and smut enthusiasts
🖐️ For decorative use only
🧽 Wipe clean with a soft dry cloth
📦 Plate stand included
🇬🇧 Made in the UK