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Roses & Rudeness

Theres some wh*res in this house - Cottage Edition

£20.00

A peaceful country cottage, garden in full bloom, and a woman and girl sitting quietly, enjoying the tranquility. A picturesque rural scene… until you read the plate.

Featuring classic border roses, golden trim, and the iconic phrase:
“Theres some whores in this house.”

It’s part tea-time tranquillity, part club night meltdown. Perfect for anyone who appreciates wild contrasts, unexpected laughs, and WAP references with a floral twist.

Original Cottage scene artwork + hand applied typography

Display only. Not microwave or dishwasher safe

Keep away from grandmothers and radio edits.

Handmade in the UK and one-of-a-kind

Warning Bringing the WAP

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