Handmade in the UK | Vintage China & Fine Bone China | Delightfully Offensive
Reading Is My Foreplay – Vintage China Plate
£16.00
Some people light candles.
Some people put on music.
Some people pick up a book and immediately forget the rest of the world exists.
This one-of-a-kind vintage china plate features the phrase "Reading Is My Foreplay" in soft blue and pink typography, framed by delicate forget-me-not florals and a gold-edged vintage border. Perfect for romance readers, smut readers and anyone who knows a good chapter can be far more exciting than small talk.
Hand-altered by Swears of Joy and completely one of a kind.
📚 Genuine vintage china plate
✨ Hand-altered by Swears of Joy
💖 One-of-a-kind piece
🪞 Perfect for displaying on a shelf, bookcase, gallery wall or reading nook
📏 Approx diameter: 6 inches
🖼️ Plate stand included
🧽 Clean gently with a soft dry cloth
🌍 International shipping available
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