Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

Reading is my foreplay -Vintage China Plate
£16.00
Out of stock
Books before boys, always 📚💋 This one-of-a-kind vintage plate declares “Reading is My Foreplay” — equal parts sultry and sweary. The perfect decorative piece for book lovers who know the real turn-on is a damn good story.
🍽 Vintage one-of-a-kind china plate
📚 Book Lovers Collection
🎨 Hand-altered with decal + sealed with lacquer
✨ Decorative use only – not food safe
📏 Medium plate size
🌸 Floral border with bold typography
🚫 No repeats, no restocks – always unique
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