Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive
Queen of Cunts – Vintage Yellow Floral Plate
£16.00
Out of stock
Soft yellow china, delicate little floral details… and absolutely zero tolerance for nonsense.
This vintage plate pairs classic elegance with a title that leaves no room for debate:
Queen of Cunts.
The warm yellow glaze and dainty floral pattern give it the charm of something that might once have sat politely in Nan’s china cabinet. Now it proudly crowns someone far more deserving — the woman who runs her world with confidence, sarcasm, and impeccable judgement.
Not everyone can be queen.
But someone has to rule the cunts.
👑 Original vintage china plate
💬 Phrase: Queen of Cunts
✨ Design: Soft yellow plate with delicate floral pattern and gold lettering
📏 Approx size: Medium display plate
🖐 One of a kind: No two Swears of Joy pieces are ever the same
🎁 Perfect for: Confident women, best friends, unapologetic queens and lovers of bold humour
⚠ Decorative use only – not food safe
📦 Postage/Shipping: Carefully packaged to travel safely UK/International
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