Queef Queen - Vintage Plate
£16.00
Out of stock
Subtle? Absolutely not.
This plate is for the unapologetically air-powered monarchs among us — the loud, the proud, and the pelvic-floor-unbothered.
Whether it’s a badge of honour, an inside joke, or a personal truth, this one-off floral wonder makes queefing not just acceptable, but aesthetic. Display it on a shelf. Gift it to your most chaotic mate. Or hang it above your loo like the royal portrait it is.
✨ One-off vintage china plate — no repeats, no twins, just pure enchantment.
👑 Features bold gothic lettering and gentle florals, because duality is hot.
🔮 Waterslide decal transfer — hand-applied, heat-free, and steeped in sass.
🪄 Plate stand included — for instant shelf presence.
🖤 Handmade in the UK by Swears of Joy — for weirdos with taste.
📏 Size: Approx. 6/7 inches
⚠️ Care: Not food safe. Strictly decorative. No microwave. No dishwasher. No fuckery.