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PTSD - Vintage Cup & Saucer
Don't Startle Me / Hypervigilant Sips Only
£12.00
Out of stock
For the hypervigilant tea-sipper who likes their brew calm and their humour dark. This vintage cup and saucer set from the We Are All Made Here range serves up some gentle honesty with a dash of sass. Featuring lilac polka dots, the saucer reads “Don’t Startle Me!” while the inside of the cup offers a pointed reminder: “Hypervigilant Sips Only.”
Made for those living with PTSD – whether diagnosed or just deeply traumatised by 2020 – this is a delicate nod to those who keep it together one sip at a time. Because healing doesn’t have to be serious all the time. Sometimes it comes with china and cursing.
One-off vintage cup & saucer
Text applied by hand using waterslide decal technique
Intended for decorative use only – not food-safe
Not dishwasher or microwave safe
Part of the We Are All Mad Here collection
Size: Standard teacup & saucer dimensions
Please note: This item is unique – pattern placement and colour tone may vary slightly
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