Handmade in the UK | Vintage China & Fine Bone China | Delightfully Offensive
Pss Pss Pss Off Mate – Vintage Cat Trinket Pot
£14.00
Some cats politely tolerate humans.
This one absolutely does not.
This hand-altered vintage cat trinket pot features the phrase "Pss Pss Pss Off Mate" wrapped around its body, turning the shape of the cat into part of the joke. Sweet floral details and gold typography keep it looking elegant, right up until someone reads what it actually says.
Lift the cat's head to reveal a small compartment that's perfect for jewellery, tiny keepsakes or all the little bits and pieces that somehow never have a proper home.
Ideal for cat people, sarcastic souls and anyone whose social battery is permanently running on 2%
🐱 One-of-a-kind vintage cat trinket pot
✨ Hand-altered by Swears of Joy in the UK
🌿 Decorative use only
😼 Features "Pss Pss Pss Off Mate" wrapped around the cat's body
💛 Perfect for cat lovers, introverts and people who'd rather admire cats than chat to strangers
🏡 Lovely on dressing tables, shelves, desks or beside your favourite reading chair
📦 Carefully packaged for safe posting
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