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Professional - Vintage China Plate
Procrastinator
£16.00
Out of stock
Procrastination isn’t a bad habit… it’s a lifestyle choice. ⏳🌹
This vintage floral plate has been reimagined with the phrase “Professional Procrastinator” in classic typewriter-style lettering. Perfect for anyone who puts the “later” in “I’ll do it later.”
✨ One-of-a-kind sass for wall displays or gallery walls.
🖤 Handmade: vintage china plate altered with sweary decals
🚫 Decorative use only – not food safe
📏 Size: approx. 16–20cm
🖼 Ideal for wall displays, gallery walls, or office décor
✨ One-off: when it’s gone, it’s gone
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