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Prick Magnet - Vintage China Plate
£16.00
Out of stock
Green thumbs with a filthy sense of humour, this one’s for you. A vintage china plate reimagined as “Prick Magnet”, complete with a cheeky cactus motif. Ideal for anyone whose garden (or love life) is full of spiky surprises.
🌵 Vintage china plate with bold sweary twist
🌸 Floral border + cactus detail = camp garden sass
🎨 Hand-altered with waterslide decals, sealed in lacquer
🛑 Decorative use only – not food safe
📏 Medium size – perfect for wall, greenhouse, or shed décor
🎁 100% one-off, no repeats, no restocks
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