Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

Practically Perfect - Vintage China Plate
in Every Stitch BITCH!
£16.00
Out of stock
Mary Poppins meets mouthy ✂️ This one-of-a-kind vintage plate flips sweet sentiment on its head with “Practically Perfect in Every Stitch, Bitch!” A perfect piece for sewing rooms, craft corners, or anyone who likes their creativity with a side of sass.
🍽 Vintage one-of-a-kind china plate
🧵 Too Glam to Give a Damn Collection
🎨 Hand-altered with decal + sealed with lacquer
✨ Decorative use only – not food safe
📏 Medium plate size
🌸 Floral border with bold typography
🚫 No repeats, no restocks – always unique
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