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Posh as Fuck - Vintage Vase
Posh, are you? Wedgwood Bud Vase
£12.00
Out of stock
Elegance? Impeccable. Language? Questionable.
This vintage Wedgwood vase features the classic Kutani Crane design — a regal scene of cranes, florals, and fine detailing in soft tones. But look closer and you’ll spot the discreet phrase “Posh as Fuck” tucked delicately into the design. Because why be subtle when you can be subversive?
At 14cm tall, it’s the perfect size for a few choice stems or a single dramatically wilted peony.
For anyone who’s 99% class and 1% chaos (and proudly both).
Genuine Wedgwood Kutani Crane porcelain
14cm tall – understated and unbothered
Subtle sweary detail, hand-applied
One of a kind
Not food safe – dried flowers only, sass guaranteed
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