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Posh As Fuck – Vintage Vase

£24.00

Delicate orchids, fine bone china and just the right amount of profanity.

This vintage Aynsley vase has been given a rather less innocent second life with the phrase “Posh As Fuck” nestled amongst its original orchid design.

Tall, elegant and very aware of it.

Like every piece from the Statement Sideboard, this began life as a beautiful vintage treasure before being given an entirely new story.

The object came first. The phrase finished the story.

  • 🏺 One-of-a-kind vintage vase

  • 🇬🇧 Hand-altered in the UK

  • 📝 Phrase: “Posh As Fuck”

  • 🖼️ Decorative use

  • 🤍 Gentle signs of age

  • 🧽 Wipe with a soft dry cloth

  • 📦 Carefully packaged

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