Handmade in the UK | Vintage China & Fine Bone China | Delightfully Offensive

Plot? What Plot? - Vintage China Plate

£16.00

When you're not reading for the plot. A vintage plate with modern smutty priorities.
Give this to your favourite spice connoisseur or proudly hang it above your bookshelf.


  • Medium vintage plate – approx 6/7 inches

  • Delicate floral pattern with gold rim

  • Hand-applied waterslide decals – no vinyl, no fakery

  • Strictly decorative 

  • One-of-a-kind – because your walls deserve to be as fabulous as you are

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