Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive
Please Don’t Do Coke in the Bathroom! Vintage Bathroom Humour Plate
£16.00
A delicately floral vintage china plate featuring the deeply important household reminder:
“Please don’t do coke in the bathroom! (Without me)”
Part of the Swears of Joy Bathroom Rules collection — where elegant vintage china meets completely inappropriate public service announcements.
Perfect for downstairs toilets, gallery walls, guest bathrooms, or anyone whose house parties occasionally get a little out of hand.
🌸 One-of-a-kind vintage china plate
💙 Handmade by Swears of Joy
🚽 Features pale blue floral detailing with gold trim
✨ Decorative display piece only
⚠️ Not food safe
🛁 Perfect for bathrooms, downstairs loos & chaotic households
🖤 Vintage china with unapologetic humour
📦 Securely packaged for safe postage/shipping
🇬🇧 Made in the UK
💬 Not for the easily offended
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