Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

Please Don’t Do Coke in the Bathroom! Vintage Bathroom Humour Plate

£16.00

A delicately floral vintage china plate featuring the deeply important household reminder:
“Please don’t do coke in the bathroom! (Without me)”

Part of the Swears of Joy Bathroom Rules collection — where elegant vintage china meets completely inappropriate public service announcements.

Perfect for downstairs toilets, gallery walls, guest bathrooms, or anyone whose house parties occasionally get a little out of hand.

🌸 One-of-a-kind vintage china plate

💙 Handmade by Swears of Joy

🚽 Features pale blue floral detailing with gold trim

✨ Decorative display piece only

⚠️ Not food safe

🛁 Perfect for bathrooms, downstairs loos & chaotic households

🖤 Vintage china with unapologetic humour
📦 Securely packaged for safe postage/shipping
🇬🇧 Made in the UK
💬 Not for the easily offended