Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

Plant Whore - Vintage China Plate
£16.00
Out of stock
For the unapologetic plant-obsessed tart 🌿💋 This floral vintage plate proudly declares your leafy addiction – because there’s no such thing as too many houseplants.
✨ One-of-a-kind vintage china – no repeats, no clones
✨ Hand-altered with sweary sass (sealed with multiple lacquer coats)
✨ For decorative purposes only – not food safe
✨ Size: Standard side plate
✨ Perfect gift for green-fingered filthbags & proud plant collectors 🌱
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