Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive
People are the - Vintage China Plate
Fucking Worst
£16.00
Because sometimes the truth just needs spelling out 🍂 This vintage floral plate pairs autumn tones with blunt honesty: “People are the Fucking Worst.” Equal parts decorative and cathartic.
🍽 Vintage one-of-a-kind china plate
🎨 Hand-altered with decal + sealed with lacquer
✨ Decorative use only – not food safe
📏 Medium plate size
🍂 Autumn floral border with brown typography to blend with the plate
🚫 No repeats, no restocks – always unique
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