One Step Closer - Vintage Picture Plate

A toddler and a puppy, both climbing stairs, from behind. It should be a tender little moment—except it’s definitely not.

This one-of-a-kind vintage plate features a young child leading a very small black-and-white dog up four steps, paired with the phrase:
“One step closer to fucking chaos.”

Ideal for new parents, puppy owners, or anyone who’s ever looked at their life and thought, “Here we go again.” Handmade and mildly unhinged in all the best ways.