Handmade in the UK | Vintage China & Fine Bone China | Delightfully Offensive

One Spoon Out of Place - Vintage Picture Plate

And it's full bitch mode

£20.00

This tranquil-looking kitchen scene hides a threat: mess at your own risk.
Featuring a napping white cat, a perfectly curated still life, and the unforgettable phrase One spoon out of place & it’s full bitch mode”, this vintage plate delivers passive-aggressive domestic energy at its finest.
Ideal for perfectionists, control freaks, cat lovers—or all three.

Original cat artwork + hand-applied typography

For display only. Not microwave or dishwasher safe.

One-off vintage plate, hand-embellished

Warning: May cause snorting laughter.

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