One bad apple - Vintage Picture Plate
And it's fucking me
£20.00
A wholesome cottage scene… until you read it.
This vintage plate stars a sulking tabby perched beside a fruit bowl and the brutally relatable phrase “One bad apple and it’s fucking me.”
Because sometimes, all it takes is one person, one thing, or one apple to ruin the day. Perfectly passive-aggressive, unapologetically real.
🐱 Moody cat, maximal sass
🍎 Vintage kitchen setting
💬 Phrase: “One bad apple and it’s fucking me.”
❌ Decorative only – not food safe
🧵 Hand-altered vintage china
📏 Approx. 8 inches
🎨 One-of-a-kind, never repeated
💐 Wipe clean gently – not dishwasher safe
❌ Decorative use only