Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive
NPD - Vintage Cup & saucer
"Hot.Dramatic. Flawless. /You're welcome for my Presence"
£12.00
The self-love is strong with this one.
This vintage-style floral cup and saucer set isn’t just decorative — it’s declarative. For the person who walks into a room like a red carpet and drinks tea like it’s an audition.
The saucer humbly notes:
“Hot. Dramatic. Flawless.”
While the cup offers a gentle reminder:
“You’re welcome for my presence.”
Perfect for the gloriously self-absorbed, the occasionally delusional, and anyone who’s ever described themselves as “a bit of a diva” and meant it.
Vintage bone china cup & saucer with delicate floral pattern and gold trim
One-of-a-kind, hand-altered
Strictly for decorative use — not for the faint of ego
Best displayed under flattering lighting
Loud. Lovely. Low on humility.
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