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Noah's Ark Vintage Picture Plate – FFS...Anyone Seen the Unicorns?

£20.00

Every animal made it onto the Ark...

Well... almost.

Featuring a wonderfully detailed Noah's Ark scene packed with animals from corner to corner, this one-of-a-kind vintage picture plate celebrates one of history's greatest unsolved mysteries... whatever happened to the unicorns?

Every Picture Plate starts with the artwork. I never force a caption onto a piece of vintage china, I simply wait until the right phrase appears. Looking at every imaginable creature making it safely aboard, "FFS... Anyone Seen the Unicorns?"was impossible to resist.

Whether you're a fan of mythology, love spotting the tiny details in vintage artwork or simply appreciate a ridiculous conversation starter, this decorative plate is guaranteed to raise a smile.

🦄 One-of-a-kind: You are buying the exact decorative picture plate shown in the photographs.

💬 Phrase: FFS... Anyone Seen the Unicorns?

📏 Size: Approx. 8" (20cm)

🖼️ Display: Perfect for displaying on a shelf, dresser or as part of a gallery wall.

🎁 Gift Idea: A brilliant gift for lovers of mythology, quirky humour and beautifully detailed vintage artwork.

⚠️ Please Note: This is a vintage decorative picture plate and is not food safe. It is intended for display purposes only.

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