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No Need To Text - Vintage Toilet Roll Holder

£38.00

Forget the bathroom signs telling you to “Text me if you run out of toilet paper.”

There's NO NEED TO TEXT when the spare roll is sitting right there.

This vintage floral toilet roll holder keeps a standard UK toilet roll tucked away inside, while making those helpful little bathroom signs entirely redundant.

Like every piece from the Statement Sideboard, this began life as a beautiful vintage treasure before being given an entirely new story.

The object came first. The phrase finished the story.

That's the piece. 

  • 🏺 One-of-a-kind vintage toilet roll holder

  • 🇬🇧 Hand-altered in the UK

  • 📝 Phrase: “NO NEED TO TEXT”

  • 🧻 Holds a standard UK toilet roll

  • 🤍 Gentle signs of age consistent with a vintage piece

  • 🧽 Wipe with a soft dry cloth

  • 📦 Carefully packaged

Maker: Maryleigh Pottery
Material: Ceramic
Country of Manufacture: England
Year: 1970s
Measurements: Approx. 7.75 inches tall with lid / 5.7 inches without lid
Weight: Approx. 1,250g
Capacity: Holds a standard UK toilet roll (approx. 11cm)
Condition: Excellent vintage condition with light signs of age consistent with a vintage piece.
Backstamp: Original Maryleigh Pottery, Staffordshire England backstamp photographed in the product images.

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