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No Ducks Given - Vintage Trinket Plate
£10.00
Out of stock
🦆 No ducks given… literally.
This vintage trinket plate features a flying mallard with a sweary twist, making it the perfect bit of cheeky décor.
✨ One-of-a-kind – no restocks, no repeats.
💀 Hand-altered vintage china.
📦 For decorative use only (not food safe).
🎁 Ideal gift for the sass-lover who gives zero ducks.
🖤 Original vintage china, hand-altered by Swears of Joy
🦆 “No Ducks Given” design
📏 Trinket/small plate size
🖐 One-off piece – once it’s gone, it’s gone
🚫 Not food safe – for decorative purposes only
🌍 Ships from the UK (postage/shipping calculated at checkout)
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