No Ducks Given - Picture Plate
Chicks Picture Plate
£20.00
This serene farm scene may look sweet — but zoom in, and the attitude is feral.
Our overalls-clad cherub is surrounded by chicks (not ducks, obviously) and couldn't care less. It's the perfect decorative plate for anyone with a soft aesthetic and a hard boundary. Equal parts country charm and existential shrug.
One-off. As bold and barnyard as it gets.
✨ One-off vintage china plate — no repeats, no twins, just pure enchantment.
🧒 Artwork by Bessie Gutmann, now with bonus existential detachment.
🔮 Waterslide decal transfer — hand-applied, heat-free, and steeped in sass.
🪄 Plate stand included — for instant shelf presence.
🖤 Handmade in the UK by Swears of Joy — for weirdos with taste.
📏 Size: Approx. 8 inches
⚠️ Care: Not food safe. Strictly decorative. No microwave. No dishwasher. No fuckery.