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No 1 Wanker – Vintage Small Trophy Vase

£14.00

An award for truly outstanding achievement.

NO 1 WANKER

A vintage trophy-shaped vase for someone who has worked exceptionally hard to earn the title.

🏆 Vintage small trophy-shaped china vase
💬 No 1 Wanker
🌸 Vintage floral design
✨ One-of-a-kind Swears of Joy piece
🖐️ Handmade in the UK
🏺 Decorative use only
♻️ Vintage china may show signs of its previous life.

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