My Standards Are Fictional - Vintage China Plate
& Filthy - Spicy Book Lover Gift
£16.00
Out of stock
When fictional men have completely ruined real life expectations…
This beautiful vintage china plate features soft pink florals and the unapologetic phrase:
“My Standards Are Fictional & Filthy.”
A knowing wink to readers who fall a little too hard for morally grey characters, brooding villains, and pages that are definitely not safe for work.
Delicate vintage china meets unapologetic reader humour — perfect for a bookshelf display, reading nook, or gallery wall of literary sass.
Because once you’ve read the good stuff… there’s no going back
📚 Genuine vintage china plate
✨ One-of-a-kind – no repeats or restocks
🌸 Pink floral vintage design with gold rim
📏 Medium display plate
⚠ Decorative use only – not food safe after alteration
📦 Carefully packed for safe UK & international postage/shipping