Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

MY PLATE (Cocaine) - Vintage China Plate
£16.00
Out of stock
Delicate pink roses, fine vintage china… and one hell of a confession. This one-of-a-kind plate loudly declares MY PLATE while whispering cocaine around the rim — equal parts elegance and chaos. Perfect for wall display, gallery walls, or simply confusing your Nan.
🌹 Vintage china, hand-altered with sass
💎 One-of-a-kind (no repeats, no restocks)
🚫 Decorative use only (not food safe)
📏 Medium plate size
✨ Finished with protective lacquer for long-lasting cheek
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