Handmade in the UK | Vintage China | Delightfully Offensive

my love language - Vintage China Plate

is being a BITCH

£16.00

Out of stock

Forget flowers and flowery nonsense — this one tells the truth.

This one-of-a-kind vintage plate pairs soft florals with unapologetic honesty. Sweet at first glance, savage on closer inspection. Exactly the kind of love language some of us actually speak.

Perfect for Valentine’s Day, anniversaries, or anyone who knows affection doesn’t always come wrapped in pink bows.

Bold. Blunt. Still romantic (in its own way).

🌸 One-of-a-kind vintage plate
🖐️ Hand-altered by Swears of Joy
💘 Valentine’s Collection
🔥 Cheeky, adult humour
🏡 Decorative use only (not food safe)
📦 Carefully packaged for safe delivery
🌍 UK shipping + selected international destinations